I have a guilty pleasure in the On Demand feature of my tv. It’s a guilty pleasure that my mum and I partake whenever we get together. We would kick off our shoes, make sure the cats (yes, all four of them) were sleeping and start watching some great television. Being that I’m such a fan of reality tv, I felt like I hit jackpot with catching WE TV’s BRIDEZILLAS. Oh man, this is slice of heaven with a side of corn starch. These women are outrageous! These grandiose ideas and visions of one of the happiest days of their life yet they make everyone around them think they’ve gone straight to hell. This one chick actually stated that no one is to have fun at her wedding. What the hell? Okay, let me get this straight, you’re going to spend some time, a buttload of money to make sure everyone is miserable? Hey, buddy (I’m looking at her fiance - who she treats like a toddler I might add) do you see your future???

The other day I made the Buddha man (my man) watch an episode with me. He watched the lady bitching at her fiance about having to buy her a bigger ring than the first if she couldn’t find her original ring and then he turned to me and said “would you be like that”? I stared at the tv and slightly shook my head no and muttered….”I would be MUCH worst”.